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पानी में कश्ती, कश्ती में वठू शायरी सुनने या पढ़ने वाले सारे उल्लू के पट्टे ।

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Kayak in water, all those who listen or read Vathu Shayari in a kayak
Owl belts.

चींटी चढ़ी-पहाड़ पे, चींटी-चढ़ी पहाड़ पे,
चींटी चढ़ी-पहाड़ पे, चींटी चढ़ी-पहाड़ पे…
और पीछे से उतर गई ।

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Ant climbed the mountain Ant climbed the mountain
The ant climbed the mountain, the ant climbed the mountain…
And got down from behind.

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परबतो से आज मैं टकरा गया,
परबतो से आज मैं टकरा गया,
सर जो टूटा तो मैं वापस आ गया

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Today I collided with Parabato,
Today I collided with Parabato,
Sir what is broken then I am back

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आज खुदा की शरारत समझ आई
इस धरती पर आपकी ज़रूरत समझ आई,

Got the mischief of God today
Got your need on this earth,

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आपको धरती-पर भेजना तो-उसका बहाना था,
रावण की जगह किसी और को तो आना था।

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Sending you to earth was his excuse,
Somebody else had to come in place of Ravana.

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एक जाम उल्फत के नाम,
एक बोतल वफा के नाम,
पूरी बोतल बेवफा के नाम ।

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One jam in the name of Ulfat,
One bottle in the name of loyalty,
Entire bottle in the name of Bewafa.

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याद तेरी-ना आए ऐसा-होने ना देंगे,
यार तेरे जैसा खोने ना देंगे

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Remember you – do not come – will not let this happen,
Dude won’t let you lose me

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Sorry recharge खतम हो गया, Girlfriend को
I LIVu बोलना है और recharge खतम ।
अब क्या करें ? मैं बताता हूँ क्या करों।
टेके पे जाओ, क्वार्टर लो. 4 पेग मारो
और girlfriend के घर के बाहर खड़े हो के जोर से
चिल्लाओ – I Luv U ! कबूतर महँगा पड़ जाएगा ! व्हिस्की का
पौआ अब सिर्फ 10 रूपये में !!

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Sorry recharge is over, Girlfriend
I have to speak LIVu and recharge is over.
What should we do now ? I’ll tell you what to do.
Go to take, take quarter. hit 4 pegs
And standing outside the girlfriend’s house loudly
Shout – I Luv U ! Pigeon will be expensive! of whiskey
Paua now in only 10 rupees !!

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Jack n Jill poem laloo style
जेकवा एंड जिलवा गये ऊपर हिलवा,
पानी भरी का वास्ते, जेकवा गिर गवा,
उका खोपड़ी फूट गावा एंड जिलवा आवत लुड़कत पूरा रास्ते

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Jack n Jill poem laloo style
Jakwa and Jilwa went up to shake,
For the sake of water, the jacwa fell and lost,
Uka Skull Foot Gawa And Jilwa Aavat Lydkat Full Way

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शायरी की ख्वाहिश थी, तुम श्रवाम सुना कर चले गये,
पजामा पहनने की ख्वाहिश थी, तुम लुंगी पहनाकर चले गये.

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There was a desire for poetry, you went away after listening to Shravam,
Wanted to wear pajamas, you went wearing lungi.

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एक बंदर अपनी माँ से कहता है-“माँ, मैं कितना बदसूरत हूँ।”
उसकी माँ-कहती है-अरे बेटा-तुम तो
फिर भी खूबसूरत हो, ज़रा उसे देखे
जो message पढ़ रहा है।”

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A monkey says to his mother – “Mother, I am so ugly.”
His mother – says – hey son – you are
Still beautiful, just look at her
who is reading the message.”

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शरार्फत से Contact में रहना,
वरना एक कान के नीचे खींच के देंगे।

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Staying in contact with mischief,
Otherwise he will pull it under one ear.

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क्या लेकर आए थे…? क्या लेकर जाओगे…:
मुझे SMS नहीं करके कितनी चिल्लर बचाओगे …?
इतने पैसे बचाके क्या नरक में बंगला बनाओगे…?

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What did you bring…? What will you bring…
How much chiller will you save by not SMSing me?
Will you build a bungalow in hell by saving so much money?

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दो पल-की भी खुशी-ना मिली तो-क्या हुआ,
उम्र भर गम के सहारे जी लेंगे।
क्या हुआ जो हमारी गर्लफ्रेन्ड नहीं,
हम आपकी गर्लफ्रेन्ड के सहारे जी लेंगे।

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If you didn’t get happiness even for two moments, what happened?
Will live with the help of sorrow for the rest of his life.
what happened who is not our girlfriend
We will live with the help of your girlfriend.

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अच्छा हुआ सनम हम बेवफा निकले,
अच्छा हुआ सनम हम बेवफा निकले,
वफादार तो कुत्ते होते हैं।

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Well done Sanam, we turned out to be unfaithful,
Well done Sanam, we turned out to be unfaithful,
Dogs are loyal.

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पूनम की-रात में चाँद-बदल जाता है,
वक्त के साथ इंसान बदल जाता है,
सोचते हैं कि आपको SMS ना करें,
मगर सोचते-सोचते Planबदल जाता है।

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Moon-changes in Poonam’s night,
Man changes with time
Think that you should not SMS,
But thinking about the plan changes.

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deewar scene ; अमिताभ : आज मेरे पास फुल झड़ी है
चक्री है, रॉकिट है, 555 और सुतली बम हैं, तुम्हारे पास माचिस है।

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deewar scene ; Amitabh: Today I have full rain
There is a wheel, there is a rocket, there is a 555 and there are twine bombs, you have matches.

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मामू भाई-अपने को चार-महीने में तमिल-सीखना पड़ेगा।
कुछ उपाय बताओ।
मुन्ना भाई : तमिल क्यों, और चार महीने का क्या चक्कर है?
मामू : क्या है कि अपुन ने एक तमिल बच्चा adopt किया है,
और चार महीने में वो बोलने लगेगा ।

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Mamu Bhai – himself will have to learn Tamil in four months.
Tell me some solutions.
Munna Bhai: Why Tamil, and what is the affair of four months?
Mamu: What is it that Apun has adopted a Tamil child,
And in four months he will start speaking.

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Ghalib was-pissing in front-of his mehbooba’s house
Suddenly his-mehbooba comes and-hols his ear and asks
whatru doing ? Ghalib says : खो गया हूँ मैं इतने गम में
तेरे वास्ते, खो गया हूँ मैं इतने गम में तेरे वास्ते, के अब आँसू
भी ढूँढ़ने लगे नये – नये रास्ते ।

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इस दुनिया में तुम्हारे बरावर कोई नहीं है ।
सब तुमसे बेहतर हैं !

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There is no one equal to you in this world.
everyone is better than you!

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पहली कंजम पर किसी लड़की को impress करना हो तो उसे
कहें – ‘You know, मैं इतना लम्बा नहीं हूँ, दरअसल मैं अपने
wallent (बटुवे) पर बैठा हूँ।”

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If you want to impress a girl on the first occasion, then she should
Say – ‘You know, I’m not that tall, I’m actually
I am sitting on the wallet.”

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डान का message पढ़ना मुकिल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है !

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Reading Dan’s message is not only difficult but impossible!

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पुरानी और नई उमराव जान में क्या फर्क है…??
‘पुरानी _बाप का_माल थी_और ‘नई_बेटे का_माल है

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What is the difference between old and new Umrao Jaan?
‘Old _father’s _wealth was_and ‘new_son’s_wealth’

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कमीने, लफंगे, लोफर, उल्लू, गधे, बेवड़े, बेवकूफ…
अलग – अलग टाइप के लोग रहते हैं इस दुनिया में
तू टोन मत ले!

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बद्तमीज़, चद्दर की कमीज़,
लोहे का पजामा, बिल्ली तेरी मोसी,
कुत्ता मेरा यार, आम का आचार,
Miss u mere YAAR

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Badmeez, sheet shirt,
Iron pajamas, cat your mossy,
Dog my friend, mango pickle,
Miss u me YAAR

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प्रोफेसर : अकल बड़ी कि भैंस ?
मुन्ना भाई : बोले तो पहले डेट बर्थ बता मामू

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Professor: Akal big or buffalo?
Munna Bhai: If you say, first tell the date of birth, Mamu

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बोरोप्लस के लिए – करीना,
लक्स के लिए- ऐश्वर्या,
सनसिल्क के लिए – बिपाशा,
Don’t worry तुम्हारे लिए- Itchgurd:

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For Boroplus – Karina,
For Lux- Aishwarya,
For Sunsilk – Bipasha,
Don’t worry for you- Itchgurd:

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सर्किट : ऐ मामू, तेरे को पापड़ और झापड़ में फरक पता है
क्या?
मामू : नहीं । सर्किट : तो खा के दिख ले, पता चल जायेगा।

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Circuit: Oh Mamu, Tere Ko Know The Difference Between Papad And Jhapad
What?
Mamu: No. Circuit: So eat it and see it, you will know.

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सर्किट : भाई ये AUTOMETICALLY क्या होता है ?
मुन्ना : अबे तुझे कुछ मालूम नहीं क्या,
जब-ऑटो-में-कोई गंजी-लड़की जा-रही-हो तो उसे-कहते हैं
AUTO – ME – TAKLLI. .

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CIRCUIT : BROTHER WHAT IS AUTOMETICALLY?
Munna: Now you don’t know anything, do you?
When-auto-in-a-bald-girl-going-then-say-her-
AUTO – ME – TAKLLI. .

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एक हाथी तालाब में गिर गया,
अब बाहर कैसे आयेगा ?
गीला होकर….टोन नहीं लेने का, Forword करने का…

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An elephant fell into the pond,
How will you come out now?
To get wet….not to take tone, to forward…

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आज तो बहुत खुश होंगे तुम,
क्योंकि…बारिश जो हो रही है,
और बारिश में तो सभी मेंढक खुश ही होते हैं ।

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You will be very happy today,
Because…it’s raining,
And in the rain all the frogs are happy.

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जब किसी की तरफ दिल झुकने लगे,
बात आकर जुबां तक रूकने लगे तो… तो… तो… तो…
तो_विक्स_की_गोली_लो_खिच_खिच_दूर_करो

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When the heart starts bowing towards someone,
When the talk comes and stops till the tongue… then… then… then…
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कदरदान ! मेहरबान ! देखिये मेरे SMS का कमाल,
घंटी बजी, बंदर ने फोन उठाया,
बंदर ने SMS पढ़ा, अब ये बंदर SMS
forword करेगा और होशियारी मारेगा ।

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Appreciate! kind ! See the awesomeness of my SMS,
The bell rang, the monkey picked up the phone,
Monkey read SMS, now this monkey SMS
Will forward and kill intelligently.

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Hi ! मेरी गर्लफ्रेन्ड की फोटो देखो,
नहीं दिखी ? अबे साले, अगर भाभी की नज़र से देखता तो
ज़रूर दिखती.. ही ही

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Hi! look at my girlfriend’s photo
Didn’t see? Now brother-in-law, if you look through the eyes of sister-in-law
Sure it looks..

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Wouldn’t send a message to hear it. Commom sense
It is a matter of saying good night to you! Let’s go down

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वो पेड़ ही क्या, जिसको पत्ते नहीं,
वो पेड़ ही क्या, जिसको पत्ते नहीं,
और वो गाँव ही क्या, जिसमें कुत्ते नहीं !

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What is that tree, which has no leaves,
What is that tree, which has no leaves,
And what about the village which does not have dogs!

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बिन्दास सोने का, रापचिक सपने देखने का,
भूत से नहीं डरने का, बोले तो, आईना नहीं देखने का।
और कम्बल ओढ़के फुल्टूस सो जाने का ! गुड नाइट !

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of soft gold, of naughty dreams,
Not to be afraid of ghosts, if you say, not to look in the mirror.
And to fall asleep wearing a blanket. Good Night !

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ANew punishment 4 cell owners… Missed call के लिए जेल।
Asms के लिए फांसी। Call के लिए उम्रकैद ।
आप मत डरो… कंजूसों के लिए ईनाम है ।

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Jail for ANew punishment 4 cell owners… Missed call.
Hanging for ass. Life imprisonment for the call.
Don’t be afraid… There is a reward for the miser.

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Take a basket of grapes… now take it in ur hands… Kepp
1 grape in ur fdmounth n look in d mirror… What will u
c? लंगूर के मुँह में अंगूर ।

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पर आज ज़रूर नहाना !

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PEARS Rs. 25 DETTOL Rs. 22 CINTHOL Rs. 19 LUX
Rs. 15 MEDIMIX Rs. 12 LEFEBOY Rs.8 Any Appliance
But do take a bath today!

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Master Enemy : Government Blood : Send 56 SMS till now or else

पति पुराण :
हर पत्नी का दावा होता है कि उसने अपने जिन्दगी
के बेहतरीन साल अपने पति को दिए।
लेकिन वो इस बात का जिक्र नहीं करती कि उन
सालों_को_बेहतरीन_बनाने_वाला_शख्स_उसका_पति_ही_था ।

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Pati Purana:
Every wife claims that she has spent her life
Best years of her life to her husband.
But she doesn’t mention that
Years_to_the_best_maker_the_person_her_husband_hi_was.

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एक भीड़ भरी सरकारी बस में एक महिला सवार
हुई। एक व्यक्ति ने उठकर उसे सीट ऑफर की।
महिला इतनी हैरान हुई कि बेहोश हो गई। जब उसे
होश आया तो उसने व्यक्ति को थैक्यू’ बोला ।
व्यक्ति इतना हैरान हुआ कि बेहोश हो गया ।

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A woman boarding a crowded government bus
Hui. A man got up and offered him a seat.
The woman was so shocked that she fainted. when her
When he regained consciousness, he said ‘thank you’ to the person.
The person was so shocked that he fainted.

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Short Short Story : Tourist IT JHEAT Purse. Tourist
उसका Purse. और कॉलगर्ल | Tourist और कॉलगर्ल ।
Tourist. .

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Short Short Story : Tourist IT JHEAT Purse. Tourist
His Purse. and call girls. Tourist and call girl.
Tourist. .

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पति पुराण
औरत के प्यार की कीमत मर्द को तभी मालूम मड़ती है जब
वो उस पर तलाक का मुकदमा करती है

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Pati Purana
The man knows the value of a woman’s love only when
she sues him for divorce

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औरत_मर्द_को_एक_तरीके_से_सुधार_सकती_है_वो
उसे इतना बोर करे, इतना हलकान करे कि जिन्दगी में उसकी
कोई रूचि बाकी न बचे ।

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woman_man_to_a_way_to_improvement_could_have_that
bore him so much, lighten him so much that his life
Leave no interest.

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एक दारूमास्टर आधी रात को उजाड़ रास्तों पर
चलता घर लौट रहा था कि एका एक चौक के घन्टाघर के
करीब ठिठका । उसने तमाम जेबें टटोल कर एक रूपये का
एक सिरका बरामद किया, उसे घन्टाघर के ऐन सामने
फुटपाथ पर लगे लैटरबॉक्स में डाला और फिर ऊपर घन्टाघर की घड़ी
को देखता हुआ बोला -, “बढ़िया ! चार किलो वजन घट गया।”

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A winemaster on the deserted streets at midnight
On his way back home, he was alone in a chowk’s bell tower.
Close up. He picked up all the pockets of one rupee.
Found a vinegar, put it in front of the bell tower
put in the letterbox on the sidewalk and then the clock of the bell tower above
Looking at him, he said, “Great! Lost four kilos.

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दो बच्चे बतिया रहे थे “टीनू ये बहुत कम्बख्त लड़की है।
कॉलोनी का कोई भी बच्चा ऐसा नहीं है जिसके साथ ये घर
घर नहीं खेल चुकी ।”

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Two children were talking, “Tinnu, this is a very fucking girl.
There is no child in the colony with whom this house
Haven’t played home.”

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पति पुराण
औरत को काबू में रखने का एक ही तरीका होता है और
बदकिस्मती से वो किसी भी मर्द को नहीं आता ।

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Pati Purana
There is only one way to control a woman and
Unfortunately, he does not come to any man.

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प्रश्न : झील.की तरफ जाते एक भालू को रास्ते में छः हाथी
मिले। हर हाथी की पीठ पर तीन बन्दर सवार थे। हर बन्दर
की पीठ पर दो गिलहरियाँ सवार थी
कुल जमा कितने जानवर झील की तरफ जारहे थे।

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Question: Six elephants on the way to a bear on the way to the lake.
meet. On the back of each elephant were three monkeys. every monkey
had two squirrels on his back
How many animals in total were going towards the lake.

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अगर आप किसी लड़की की खमियाँ जानना चाहते हैं तो
उसकी_किसी_सहेली_के_सामने_उसकी_खूबियाँ_बयान_कीजिए

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If you want to know the flaws of a girl
his_some_friend_to_front_his_characteristics_statement_make

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पति पुराण

कई बार यह सोचकर हैरानी होती है कि रूपये के अविष्कार
से पहले औरतों को मर्दो में क्या आर्कषण दिखाई देता था।

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Pati Purana
Many times it is surprising to think that the invention of money
Before that, what attractiveness did women see in men.

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वेटर : साहब, आपको चिकन सूप कैसा लगा ?
ग्राहक : अच्छा ! वो चिकन सूप था ! मैं तो समझा था कि
वो गर्म पानी था, जिसमें किसी मुर्गी ने स्नान कर लिया था ।

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Waiter: Sir, how do you like the chicken soup?
Customer: Okay! That was chicken soup! I understood that
It was hot water in which a hen had taken a bath.

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कार चालकों को नेक राय : कार हमेशा इस लिहाज से
चलाइये कि आपके ड्राइविंग लाइसेंस की मियाद खत्म होने से
पहले आपकी मियाद खत्म न हो जाए !

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Good opinion to car drivers: Car always in this respect
Drive if your driving license expires
Don’t let your life expire first!

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मैं और मेरे Room mates अक्सर ये बातें करते हैं

घर साफ होता तो कैसा होता
मैं kitchen साफ करता, तुम bathroom धोते
मैं हॉल साफ करता , तुम बालकनी देखते
लोग इस बात पे हैरां होते
और उस बात पे हँसते…

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मैं और मेरे roommates
अक्सर ये बातें करते हैं।
ये हरा-भरा sink है
या बर्तनों की जंग छिड़ी हुई है
ये colourful kitchen है
या मसालों से होली खेली गई है
है फर्श की नई design

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या दूध, बियर से धुली हुई है
ये cellphone है या ढक्कन,
sleeping bag या किसी का आँचल
ये airfreshner का नया Flavour है,
या trash bag से आती बदबू
ये पत्तियों की है सरसराहट
के हीटर फिर से खराब हुआ है

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ये सोचता है roommate कब से गुमसुम
के जब के उसको भी ये खबर है.
के मच्छर नहीं है, कहीं नहीं है
मगर उसका दिल है के कह रहा है
मच्छर यहीं है, यहीं कहीं है !
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दिल में इक तस्वीर इधर भी है, उधर भी
करने को बहुत कुछ है मगर कब करें हम
कब तक यूँ ही इस तरह रहें हम
दिल कहता है market से कोई vaccum cleaner ला दे

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ये scarpet जो जी को जूझ रहा है, फिकवा दें
हम_साफ_रह_सकते_हैं_लोगों_को_बता_दें
हाँ हम roommate हैं – roommate हैं
अब दिल में यही बात, इधर भी है, उधर भी…

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Me and my room mates often do these things

how would it be if the house was clean
I clean the kitchen, you wash the bathroom
I clean the hall, you see the balcony
people were surprised
And laughing at that…
Me and my roommates
They often do these things.
This is a green sink
or the utensils are rusted
This is a colorful kitchen
or holi has been played with spices
new floor design
or milk, washed down with beer
Is it a cellphone or a lid,
sleeping bag
This is the new flavor of airfreshner,
or the stench coming from the trash bag
This is the rustle of leaves
the heater is broken again
He thinks that the roommate is missing since
When he too has this news.
There is no mosquito, there is nowhere
But his heart is saying
The mosquito is here, it is here somewhere!
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There is a picture in the heart here too, there too
There is so much to do but when should we do it?
How long can we stay like this
The heart says that someone should bring a vacuum cleaner from the market
Get this scarpet which is battling you
we_clean_stay_can_people_tell_tell_
yes we are roommates
Now the same thing is in my heart, here too, there too…

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